Ode' to the Government

Ok, so have you ever had someone tell you that you make too much money and you owe them more because you make too much? I did today and boy did I want to do kartwheels! Really? Seriously? Ok so in the past 2 years I have figured out that the more money you make the more taxes they take.... Bastards.... Well this year I learned that when you make even more money they want you to pay them some more. Yes, I am going to owe taxes this year! This is the first time I will have ever had to owe taxes and I am pissed! So as if you hadn't taken enough from me all year long, now you are going to ask for more! Reminds me of some men in my life! Now, my tax guy was kind enough to tell me the ways to correct this issue next year.... I have 4 options...

1. Have my pay reduced every paycheck(Essentially paying more taxes upfront)

2. Buy a House(which I am working on.... I know that thank you)

3. Get Married (not a chance in hell)

4. Have a baby(yes, we will go with the above's not a chance in hell)

Thank you I will write in my 5th option....

5. Bend over and take it from the government (Not at all what I want but a lot easier than 3 & 4)