Things that make you go hmmm????

Would you consider moving from Sham-Wow to the Slap Chop a demotion or promotion or is that more of a lateral move in the As Seen On TV world? Was the slap chop named after the host recent indiscretions? You know the one…. The one where the hooker called the cops on him for beating her, all charges were dropped when he explained that she bit his tounge and refused to let go? Someone please explain this to me. I wonder what is next on this sleeze ball’s agenda?