Dear Mr. Dentist

Since I am in a letter writing kinda mood. I feel the need to share one more.

Dear Mr. Dentist,

I promise to be in your chair by 8:45am if you promise to be gentle. I understand that a cracked tooth that leads to a root canal is not necessarily going be a gentle process but could you please try? I am a little nervous and a lot tired and please understand I have had a long, stressful, frustrating week.... Be nice to me and my mouth! You were very gentle with the first portion of this root canal, please be gentle again with this second portion! By the way... Why am I having a second portion anyways? 1 tooth and already had the root canal.... can you have more than one root canal on a tooth or do you just want more money? Probably just want money, oh well.... again, please be careful....

Thank you in advance,

ME