Monday, May 18, 2009

Calling all jerks!

After Crystal brought it to light today in her recent situation, I realized it is becoming a trend lately. Men are idiots. They assume things about girls or maybe even about themselves and then move forward based on those assumptions. Let me fill you in…

1. Girls are not stupid. We know… When you think your being sly or slick about something…. Your not… You get away with it because we are letting you get away with it and when you don’t it’s because you have crossed the line!
2. Just because a good girl is sitting in front of you doesn’t mean she will always be there…. Don’t take advantage of that or you may lose her.
3. Leading girls on does nothing for either party. You lead women to believe you want more, they are going to act like it. If you are honest and upfront neither party has to deal with the annoyance of unnecessary phone calls and texts. Honesty actually gets you a lot further than dishonesty…
4. Men are just as replaceable as women. Don’t think for a second you’re the only man trying to date a girl. There are always a couple others trying to date her. She has chosen to give you a chance and she can chose to take it away as well.
5. If you think we are hooked on the sex…. You are wrong. It is the connection we felt that led to the sex we are hooked on…. Every wise girl has a vibrator… We want the connection…. If you can’t give us that, sad but someone else will.

So, get over yourselves and stop being idiots. Good girls deserve to be treated with respect and if you can’t do that, don’t even attempt. If you want just sex, pick up the skank in the bar who is trying to get in every guys pants and If you want just someone to hang out with, get a dog. If you are even entertaining the idea of a potential relationship, act like it and if you aren’t get out of our lives and into someone else’s pants! Thank you and have a lovely day!

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